well..what did you expect? O_o haha, some illiad and some harry potter fanart. sooo this starteed out with me just thinkin up a dress design for 'cissa then teh rest started poppin in.. and yes haha disney's hurcules influences haha funny. shut up. it's just how they appear in mah head . so yeah, for those of you who don't know, the trojan war started like this: the god of mischief/badness threw an apple on the floor with 'to the fairest' carved on it into a crowd at the wedding of achillies's parents and the gods were there and Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite were like 'yo i'm the fairest' and they fight and they're like hey zues who's the prettiest? and he's like holy crap daughters and wife.. "why don't you ask a mortal dood?" and they're like 'k' so they go to this guy PARIS and they're like, 'hey who's teh hottness?' and hera's like 'pick me and you'll have powah' and athena's like 'pick me and you get fightin' skillz' and aphro's like 'pick me and you get the hottest mortal honey of em all' and paris's like 'dood, i take aphrodite' and then she's like 'YAY' and hera and athena are like, 'BOO' so aphrodite gets teh fairest mortal which is of course our lady helen and paris steals her and aphrodite's like 'i heart troy and paris' and hera and athena are like, 'we's is gonna pop a cap in troy and paris's ass' and then you know the story from there.

you have just finished reading the ghettoest telling of the exposition of the Illiad ever.