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twilight by makani twilight by makani
I read/skimmed over half of Twilight today. It is undeniably the worst crap I've ever read. Not so bad it's good. So bad it's very, very bad. You are excused from liking it only if you are younger than 15.
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:iconsmokinalyssa:
T_T I Strongly disagree
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MinkyStar Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Would have made for a much better story. 
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:iconxobriseisxo:
Haha, yes. I liked it when I was 14. Then I reread it a few years later and was like...what?
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:iconbonnybanshey:
:worship: thank you I tried to read it but it was so bad I kept getting headaches also read my sig to see what I think of this dribble
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:iconunicorn-skydancer08:
I guess I have no problem with anyone liking the book. It's the over-the-top zealotry I can't stand, when they treat it like it's the Holy Bible and they don't think of much else.
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:iconmckaylaw:
mother of god
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:iconcopperpossem:
I have a theory Edward hypnotized Bella with his vampire powers

think about it:

The constant staring

The fact that she always sounds like she's in a daze

The fact that she let him get away with watching her when she slept

And she never thinks for herself

THINK ABOUT IT
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Simonie01 Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:yodanoid:  Yoda says:
"On to something she is!"

And now for a song::jedi-plaything: (By the way the blue is Star Wars the green is Twilight)

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS
EDWARD RAN AWAY
JACOB CRIED, BELLA DIED
STAR WARS ALL THE WAY!
:battleShip: :yoda: :shakeyoda: :shakevader: random star wars emoticon Go Yoda :JarJarDance: :shakemacewindu: LOL :yoda: revamp Jark Saber Emote 
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:iconumbraquartz:
My goodness, you're on to something! I guess that after you get to the whole "sparkling in sunlight" thing, you just kind of forget about them having actual vampire powers (besides unnatural speed and strength). Suddenly that chess piece on the cover makes a whole lot more sense...
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cloudwing12 Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This book isn't actually that bad its a heck of a lot better than the movie was.
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